Merch
The Hot McMerch
Official merchandise of The Hot McGandhis: shirts, mugs, hats and a few things you won't find at any other band's merch table. Each one has a story behind it, and one of us will happily tell it to you between sets or during a bass solo, whichever is longer.
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Best seller (projected)
The Classic Tee
$25
The logo from the top of our home page, with "Seattle Jazz Quintet" underneath for anyone who thought McGandhis was a sandwich chain. Doubles as the faculty uniform for Continuing Jazz Education.
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The Hoodie
$50
A big logo on the back and a small one on the chest, for load-outs in the Seattle rain. Comes with its own hood, which, unlike a hat, Bucket cannot lose.
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The Hot McNightie
$45
Be like every woman and wear a nightie. Some people insist nobody has worn one since the Carter administration, so consider this a correction. Ankle-length cotton with lace at the collar, cuffs and hem. Tap the circles for a closer look.
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Not Bucket-approved
The Social Hour Mug
$18
Eleven ounces of the truth. Raise it during his solo and Bucket will see you, and he will remember... nahhh.
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The "What Is Jazz??" Mug
$18
The mug that answers life's biggest question while supporting the amazing playlists that come straight from the soul of a guitar player.
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Bucket's Hat
$30
As soon as we find it, we'll sell it to you. Right now, the trail is cold.
Currently out of stock
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The Tracy Loves Cats Tee
$25
A tribute to our fearless bandleader in three words and a gold cat. The printer wouldn't let us spell out what she really loves, so cats will have to do.
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The Trash Man Tee
$25
Straight from "People Make the World Go Round", a deep cut from Jason's playlist. He played the wrong song once, and apparently no one can unlisten to it. The shirt may ship with some trash in it, FYI.
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The Dad Cap
$28 and three dad jokes
Every one of us tells dad jokes, so we won't sell you this cap until you send three good ones with your order. We will be the judges. The logo is embroidered in cream and gold, cat's eyes and all.
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"Swing Responsibly" Golf Balls
$15 for three
A sleeve of three, with the cat's eyes judging your backswing. We swing all night on the bandstand, so please, swing responsibly.
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The Rocks Glass
$16
Sized precisely for the one drink ticket the venue gives the band. Heavy-bottomed, logo in white, refills between you and the bartender.
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The After Hours Kit
$35
A gold-trimmed tin with a brass case, a pack of papers and a book of matches, all stamped with the cat's eyes. Goneau will teach you how to use it.
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Only one set
Bucket's Vintage Bass Strings
$0.50 or best offer
One set, gently used. Never changed, never cleaned, still mostly in tune. Comes with a free lecture on talking during solos.
